Screwball comedy in the tradition of the Marx Brothers and Abbott and Costello. High society meets high hilarity when rich widow Lillian Oglethorpe hires fast-talking, ambulance-chasing lawyer Roland T. Flakfizer as her legal advisor. His first assignment: to fulfill Mr. Oglethorpe's dream of founding a ballet company. Flakfizer recruits two unable assistants: Jacques, a Harpo-like jack-of-all-trades and master of none; and Rocco Melonchek, a cab driver moonlighting as a pool cleaner, liposuctioner and toupee salesman. What ensues is an outrageous, fall-down-funny assault on culture and good taste, as the Brain Donors make merry while driving everyone else mental!